RA Veteran Profiles: 2007
Riders
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- White Shadow – Shadow is our most efficient RA rider. Nickname is derived from his
tendency to hide in the lead bikers shadow while drafting. This has caused issues
for Shadow when drafting off of Kaiser. (They are sometimes mistaken for tandem
bikers.) Motto – “Heck yea I’m a conservative. I conserve energy
- Stats – Stats objectively monitors the performance of each RA training ride. No
rider knows how well they actually did on a ride until Stats sends out his official
ride report. As a bonus, Stats also conducts “Conflict Resolution/Sprinkler Dance”
seminars. Motto- “I seek the truth, but I’ll settle for an 18 mph average”.
- Woody - Woody's handle really has nothing to do with riding, which is fine, because
neither does Woody! His expertise is mostly in the area of photo ops, sag wagon
support, bar crawling, and maintaining a buzz for days on end while still being
able to meet the group with cinnamon rolls or quick a bike tune-up. Motto: "Mind
if my friend takes my picture with you? (Actually the picture was Jester's idea
he says I make a good backdrop.)"
- Crash – Crash, who once wrecked his bike just getting it out of the garage, holds
the RA record for most bike accidents. (He blames them all either on the “one-armed
man” or Jester. I can’t remember which.) Motto – “I get knocked down, but I get
up again, your never gonna keep me down.
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