RA Veteran Profiles: 2007
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- Jake the Snake – Jake, the snappiest dresser on RA carries his button down shirts
in a cargo chest. While not as accident prone as Crash, he does have bad habit of
stopping his bike and forgetting to put his feet down. Motto – “Does this hotel
room come with an iron?”
- Doc – No, Doc didn’t get his nickname from the fact that he has a medical degree
and is a leading cancer specialist at NIH. He got it because he reminds us of Doc
from “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”. Many a time Heir Kaiser has mentioned that
“He’s as cute as a Gnome”. Motto – “I got nothing but time. It just isn’t time for
you guys.”
- Jester – Outsiders may think Jester is nicknamed such because he is a big mouth
clown, and they would be right. Wait, did I say right? No, I meant they couldn’t
be further from the truth. To the RA riders he is more like King Lear’s Jester,
the voice of reason and the collective group conscience. Motto – “If you didn’t
want him to know what you thought of him, then why in the hell did you tell me?”
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